#color me skeptical steph. there's no way human x vampire doesn't feel like fucking a squishy tub of pudding
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What page or chapter did Edward ask jasper what sex was like ? I’m so curious on what jasper said lmaoo
it's not an actual scene-scene that takes place—Edward just tells Bella after their wedding night in BD that "oh btw I asked my (spiritual) virgin dad and chad brothers about fucking"
and of course stephenie sees an opportunity to neg every non-edbella couple and is like don't worry guys: edward's Superior control and Superior love means he is the most specialboy specialest vampire ever, the only one for whom the taste of blood isn't literally better than sex
#color me skeptical steph. there's no way human x vampire doesn't feel like fucking a squishy tub of pudding#asks#breaking dawn#edbella#unsafe for work text#not to mention that none of these people would have remotely helpful advice about fucking /a human/??#tanya and kate were one phone call away sir#anonymous
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